James V. Pritchert

The first class of Microbiology at the University of Kentucky (one of many I attended). I sat at a lab table and the most gorgeous woman I had ever seen came in and sat next to me. She explained that she was a former runner up for Miss Mississippi. She also told me that her husband was frequently away on business and that she would get so lonely during his absences.
I might as well have taken the F on the first night and saved time and energy.