1. Aaahhh...the purse always holds the key to power, eh? 🙂
2. You mean you can't wear that "pretty blue" cable as an accessory?
3. At my fraternity, we had something called "night of the mouse"...but I am fairly confident the activity would have led to a firing as well if done in the office place.
4. So you're not supposed to open your laptop and its case, using it as a window shade on a hot day?