I hate to tell you this, Sterling...but I think this is the song that never ends! 🙂
I have been part of several teams where we launched this gargantuan project...only to have people leave and new people come on board (yes, it took that long!), bringing with them new naming conventions and practices...we tried to standardize, but nothing really ever seemed to stick.
My recommendation - it's not worth the time and effort. Let search do the work!