Thomas L. Watson
I had a bad restless night and woke up feeling terrible. I really did not want to go work so I called my boss and when he answered , I said I wasn’t feeling good and wanted to take off on sick leave. He asked what was wrong and not having a good answer I blurted out I got, "Anal Glaucoma" ! With a very straight tone he said, "I hope you feel better tomorrow, c'ya.".
I laughed so hard and hoped that I did not have explain to him what my symptom really was, in that I could not see taking my butt to work that day!