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Chris 6 years, 11 months ago.
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I buy stuff.
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I’m the voice of our members.
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Promote IRS as an employer of choice
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Help organizations make more insightful decisions.
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Free hosted Drupal CMS for municipal government.
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Law 2.0 – simplify, reduce, reuse good. In layman’s terms this time 🙂
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Improve data access while protecting its access.
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Communicate complex concepts to help make decisions.
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This one is awesome. 🙂
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Make, Market, Meet Fed Friends
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Strategic planning, process improvement, and change management
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Help leaders solve their most challenging problems.
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Keep all juggling balls in the air!
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Change government through technology.
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Im a Sarbannes OXley compliant book balancer.
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Secure Communications Emergency Management Specialist
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Absorb abuse and diffuse criticism.
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I’ll do mine as a Haiku of what I do…
Agility sought
Remove the endless barriers
Now the path is smooth
X # of words don’t interest me, but Haiku does 🙂
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Solve issues by providing sustainable answers.
Even had a word left over! But truthfully, don’t well all spend 99.99% of our time addressing issues and problem solving? I don’t even need to know what your specialty is to know that we all face issues every day in everything we do. To this end, I think we all focus on attempting to find solutions to difficult items throughout the course of every day, every week, every month, and even every year. The trick simply is to identify those solutions that are able to endure and to pass along lessons learned and best practices so that others can move on to the challenges that require more attention, vice spending our time on those topics that have already been addressed.
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Save taxpayer’s money through effective contract management.
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manage tradeoffs to meet cost and schedule
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Design, Facilitate, Teach – Leadership and Management Competencies
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Raise funds for over 4,000 charities
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I make paper go away.
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We make your communications unforgettable.
Visit our blog to read hundreds of ideas and articles on messaging so you can too, “In 7 words or less Explain what you do.”
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I help pay forest fire fighters
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Champion/facilitate sustainability in government and industry.
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Graphic art, web design, SharePoint, user support.
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Ha, I like this clever simplification. SharePoint is my tool to accomplish this.
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Helping Co-Create a Positive Healthy Work Environment.
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Think clearly. Write clearly. Lead by example.
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The gatekeeper of US citizenship travel document.
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Inspirationally Counsel Professionals On Career Continuation
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Explore the universe in a sustainable way.
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I could have said:
“webifying outdated paper processes”. Only four words!
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Support research through better technology tools.
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Interactive training, exceptional tech manuals, intuitive service.
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Connect people, expertise, experience via mentoring
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Push pixels. Make slides. Lots of slides.
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Strategic communications to help government accomplish mission.
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Make sure my agency makes sense.
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Assist Health Deparments with Internet-based pervention
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Find and implement better ways to work
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Webinar service to manage government pre-bid meetings.
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I speak ‘nerd’, help those who don’t.
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Love it!
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Educate potential partners on leading IT providers.
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Communicate, inform, educate the public I serve.
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Monitor international labor standards for trade agreements 🙂
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Communicate processes to develop & retain employees
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Protect human health and the environment
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Research – play and get paid for it.
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Treat mental illness and remove emotional roadblocks
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Also likely the winner of the most number of sentences in 7 words or less. Impressive!
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A tall order, no doubt.
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Intuitive service… that’s an interesting concept. I wonder what intuitive service looks like. I bet we could use more of it. 🙂
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Another three-sentence-in-seven-words-or-less winner!
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Exploring in a sustainable way… I’m thinking green telescopes. 😉
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A creative protagonist. Cool!
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Inspect commodities; improve processes; share research.
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Federal Virtual Platform Initiative Producer/Team Lead
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Advise and manage student degree programs.
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write, edit, write edit, write, edit, etc…;)
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Enforce compliance with federal regulations
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Produce scholarly publications, acceptance through delivery stage.
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Social media marketing to nonprofit/public sectors
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Manage local authority websites delivering online services
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Demystifying big data via custom dashboard applications.
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Listen. Question. Research. Advise. Create. Communicate. Evaluate.
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Help people understand their benefits.
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Liaison between government and American Indians
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I keep my boss out of trouble!
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Awesome AND poetic!
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Expanding our outreach via digital media.
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Engage communities in fire and life safety
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Manage 350000 acres of National Forest lands
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Run ideation program to improve our agency
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Now that’s what I call plain language. 🙂
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Transfer forest research results to users
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I help people make informed decisions.
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Listen and find solutions
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Support my staff by making tough decisions.
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Empower people to improve their lives.
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Use technology to increase civic participation & government innovation.
Ok – that’s eight words…please forgive me 🙂
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Nine actually. I’m counting the ampersand!
{{SLAP}}
There will be no forgiveness. LOL
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I help save lives at sea.
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Business & Product Development, Channel Innovation, Team Building
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Strengthen Historically Black Colleges and Universities
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COLLECT UNPAID TAXES AND RETURNS BY PHONE
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Now that IS awesome. Thank You!
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LIKE ;-D
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Enable vision for wildlife refuges via technology.
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GPS for project managers with big projects.
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Support career connections within the security cleared community
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Facilitate economic development in distressed communities.
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That is Awesome! What things are you doing and how can those measures be replicated?
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I do exactly what Pablo above does.
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Got lots of responses to this on GovLoop’s Twitter! Mine is “I coordinate social media plans and write”
http://www.linkedin.com/miniprofile?vieweeID=135856719&context=anet&view“>
Bill Ware • Easy!! “I sit on a computer all day…”
Michael Audelo • Helping people and their companies be better.
Scott Morris – CCIEx4, JNCIE-SP, JNCIE-ER, CCDE • Stuff. Global scale networking, design and implementation. 😉
Stacy L. Carpenter • Site design, compliance, training natural resources professionals.
Jan Lean • Align community strategic priorties and performance reporting
Danielle Gagner • Equipment Maintenance Management Solutions for the government.
Trish Garner • OpenGovernment OpenData WebStrategy Design
Kathleen Smith • Support career connections in security cleared community
Arlene Colvin • I put out fires. Seriously: Manage city operations and direct staff.
Dave Churney • Facilities Management Space Cost Analyzing & Design
Eloise Bilbro • Help organizations become more efficient and productive.
Deni LaRue • Provide information to Larimer County residents.
Jessica Hancock • Analyze, promote, and support foreign health collaborations
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Help agencies improve HR practices.
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Teaching professionals how to make government better.
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I help fight financial crime and fraud.
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Clerical support for Physical Medicine and Rehabilitation
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Maximize direct connections to the public
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Get money to job seekers and businesses.
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I buy spare parts for our warfighters
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Me too. It’s a great job series. I buy spare parts, like filters, pumps and compressors. Some of the parts go into weapons systems, some keep vehicles running.
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I make people smarter
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Enable transformative collaboration.
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Attempt to make people happy, even myself.
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Develop Managers to ‘Be the Change’
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Efficiently enable Feds to perform effectively.
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Find the best value for human spaceflight.
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Help people demonstrate their value and make $.
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Make future of the Forest Service real.
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Help Government Serve Citizens Better via Technology
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Closest I can come to 7 words or less, so far:
I build collaborative capacity at the intersection of hierarchy and network.
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Evaluate, analyze, plan, learn and train – I’m an intern proudly learning logistics and have a passion to learn about contracting.
Michelle A. Goad, MBA, Ed.S.
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If I fail…No one else even gets the chance to try.
(a little over 7 words, but when it comes down to it, that’s it in a nutshell)
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Promote transparency, efficiency, and effectiveness of government.
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Diagnose the problem; then fix it
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Mission Essential System Disaster Recovery/Business Continuity
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Facilitate pre-proposal meetings via webinar – no cost. http://www.linkedin.com/in/greenproposals
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help people buy, pay, track expenses
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Bring innovative best-practices to City government operations.
(*I know I cheated by hyphenating)
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Turn the technical into understandable.
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Helping people people enjoy the fun things in life.
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Connect with State WIC agencies: EBT, MIS
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IT Portfolio Management
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I get bureaucrats where they are going. 🙂
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Promote government programs/services, assist job seekers.
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I provide consulting & strategic communication management services.
Alice M. Fisher, Owner
Unlimited PR & Associates, LLC
A Woman Veteran-Owned Small Business
T: 240-620-2002, Twitter.com/Unlimitedpr, Website: http://www.unlimitedpr.net
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I provide a point of reference
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Steward our Nation’s resources for future generations.
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‘Awesomeness’… that word needs to be on a t-shirt.
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Now there is an honest government answer…. I haven’t had a job in the government, no matter where, that didn’t involve creating reports about reports about the meeting about that report.
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Compensate veterans for their service, after service.
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Provide Training for America’s Natural Resources Professionals.
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I create online and classroom based training materials.
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Grants Management/Sponsored Research Administration
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Debra,
When you have a minute I’d like to discuss this with you too as I’m also looking.
Natasha
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Encourage tax base and employment expansion.
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Strive to create value for everyone.
Josh, pmStudent
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Keeping honest people honest.
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Maintain content for the BLS website.
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Manage international military exercises and operations.
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changing employment status
further expansion: from a 40 year government employee to retired
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Henry,
Congratulations and have fun!
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Promote locally sourced food projects, aquaculture – hydro-culture.
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How you found govloop? We got a short contact over Facebook.
Hannah (Hannelore Tamm)
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Lean leadership in state government
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Lead, support and innovate with government partners.
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Enhance the lives of Veterans with Disabilities.
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Improve lives by providing management skills training.
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Shield the recreating public from the bureaucracy.
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Love it
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Very cool
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I connect people for better business results.
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I think it’s working!
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Yes, you do. Thanks.
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-that matters!
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I like “Design Awesomeness” nearly as much as “There is no charge for awesomeness” (Kung Fu Panda and Steve Ressler)!
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This was pretty funny!
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Awesome.
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Wow.
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Great good wishes.
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Love it!!! This should be on every bulletin board!!!
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Make others’ lives / jobs easier
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Create national awareness for government initiatives!
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A networking professional. Excellent. 🙂
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Steven – we could have used you for the handling of 10USC2222!
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I empower people to become Happy-Beings 🙂
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I help people live a dignified life.
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David- please keep me in mind for future projects! I would welcome the opportunity to speak with you in greater detail about how MediaForce PR may be able to assist with future communication initiatives. My email address is [email protected]. For more information you can also visit the website http://www.mediaforcepr.com.
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Love it
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Connect Unemployment claimants with Job Service resources
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Fix computers, web stuff, and herd cats. 😉
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I think I’ve seen a lot of herded cats on this string. So much, in fact, that I think there should be a PD for it. Ha!
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You’re a good person to know then, Janet. 😉
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Do you have the secret sauce bottled for sale? If so, I’m thinking there’s a big market, Eric!
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Improve processes, provide information, and expand networks
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Ha! That’s great, David! I’m still working on the secret sauce. For now, I’m doing it the good ol’ fashion way: Speaking Engagements. When I do get that Happiness Elixir all bottled up, I’ll send you a case 🙂
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Help Lives, Research, document and qualify
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Thank you! Although at times I think I am just cursed with that trait… but, couldn’t be any other way!!!
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Collaborate, Coordinate, Innovate, Inspire, Lead, Negotiate, Obviate
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Curious about the “help lives” part. That sounds cool, Jeanette.
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Looks like a whole lotta “ate”ing. lol. Lemme guess, Dave, you’re a restaurant critic!
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I’m betting many people are glad that you do. I’m also betting business is good, so to speak, Robert.
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This is a good one.
Helping people live a dignified life… that’s got my curiosity, Vidya. I’m thinking medical?
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Help Lives with Medical Programs for Adults and Kids, Food Stamps along with other programs according to the Clients needs : )
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I bet you sleep well at night. Adding value to the world around you. I love it!
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Immersive virtual technology strategies for government uses.
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Nice. Nope not a food critic – but I do have a lot of customers and they are all hungry. 🙂
Good topic & interesting reading. Thanks!
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This sounds like a Second Life sort of thing, Adam. Close?
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Glad you could participate, Dave. I got a chuckle out of it. 🙂
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translate science for public, bureaucracy for scientists
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Coordinate planning and response efforts to disasters
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Ensure U.S. trade helps protect workers’ rights.
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Coordinate contracts for the Department of Waste
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Help mobilize statewide communities through transit studies
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