Larry Conley has a funny post about some misstatements by elected officials that are a good read for a little humor.
Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper recently had one of those verbal gaffes that sometimes plague public officials. Hickenlooper, who often favorably refers to his Lt. Gov. Joe Garcia as a “rising star,” instead introduced Garcia as a “rising sex star” to about 40 kids at a Denver elementary school, according to The Denver Post.
Hickenlooper was at the school to promote a literacy initiative. A local radio station recorded the slipup, the newspaper reported, as the governor intoned, “Now I get to introduce that rising sex star….symbol. I mean, symbol — not star.”
After some uncomfortable laughter, Hickenlooper tried to pivot, deadpanning to the group, “This might go down as one of my most difficult press conferences in the history of the office,” according to the Post.
Hickenlooper might take some comfort from the fact that he isn’t the only public official to suffer from a bout of foot-in-mouth disease. In fact, it’s a common ailment among politicians.
There was the time in 2008 when then-Sen. Barack Obama told the crowd at a presidential campaign event in Beaverton, Ore., “I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.” Or this gem from former Vice President Dan Quayle: “Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.”
Local officials trip over their tongues, as well. Former Washington, D.C., Mayor Marion Barryonce famously queried, “What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?”
Hickenlooper isn’t even the only public official to slip over the “s” word. Former President George H.W. Bush once used it in describing his relationship with his predecessor, former President Ronald Reagan. “For seven and a half years I’ve worked alongside him, and I’m proud to have been his partner. We’ve had some triumphs. Made some mistakes. We’ve had some sex – setbacks.”
It’s a wonder that public officials ever open their mouths at all.
I’m not sure why he clarified the word star with symbol haha. I have a calendar with many of Sarah Palins best. I’m sure a lot are out of context, but it’s still funny.