My friends came up with these, so I can’t take credit. Still they’re just way too much fun not to post. Some of my favorites are…
Nobody else can do what I do.
I’ll call you in the morning.
You are my first.
That really is my number.
Baby, we’re on a firm-fixed-price.
That’s okay. You’re cost reimbursing me.
You are my “sole source”
1) I have a one-night IDIQ bid for you.
2) You want to hear about my quals and past performance?
Baby, you’re the lowest-price technically-acceptable. (Walks away). Wait, no. That came out wrong!