Acquisition Pick Up Lines

My friends came up with these, so I can’t take credit. Still they’re just way too much fun not to post. Some of my favorites are…

Nobody else can do what I do.

I’ll call you in the morning.

You are my first.

That really is my number.

Baby, we’re on a firm-fixed-price.


That’s okay. You’re cost reimbursing me.

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Sterling Whitehead

Baby, you’re the lowest-price technically-acceptable. (Walks away). Wait, no. That came out wrong!